12 Things Nostradamus Was Totally Wrong About
Oliver Cromwell's Rise to Power
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The Prediction:
Nope!
"More of a butcher than a king in England, born of obscure rank will gain empire through force. Coward without faith, without law he will bleed the land; His time approaches so close that I sigh." VIII:76Nostradamus believers say he foresaw the rise of the English military leader and future Lord Protector of the realm. He didn't, at least not in this quatrain. First, Cromwell was born into a minor noble family, not that of a common butcher. Beyond that, Cromwell was not of "no faith." Indeed, he was a puritanical Protestant and intensely religious.
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Turkey Conquering the Balkans
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The Prediction:
"Very much before such intrigues those of the East by virtue of the Moon: the year 1700 they will cause great ones to be carried off, almost subjugating the Aquilon corner." I:49Nope!
Supposedly, this quatrain predicts the Ottoman Turks (aka, the East) taking the majority of the Balkan Peninsula, which would be repelled by Peter the Great of Russia. The Moon is said to be a reference to the crescent moon symbol of Islam, and Aquilon was another name for "Anemoi", the Greek gods of the wind - specifically in this case, the north wind.
Except that the Balkans are in the southeast of Europe, not the north. Beyond that, the Turks actually beat the army of Peter the Great in 1711 during the Pruth River Campaign. Russia and Turkey would continue fighting for nearly 200 years, including the Crimean War and World War I.- Photo:
The 9/11 Attacks
The Prediction:
Nope!
"Volcanic fire from the center of the earth will cause trembling around the new city: Two great ocks will make war for a long time. Then Arethusa will redden a new river." I:87
While a few Nostradamus quatrains vaguely allude to the 9/11 attacks, this one, passed around in various translations, is almost certainly about the eruption of Mount Vesuvius. "Arethusa" is sometimes seen as an anagram of "the USA" but is actually the nymph associated with rivers and springs. Beyond that, 9/11 didn't involve "volcanic fire" or "rocks making war" or a "river" of lava. It's beyond a stretch.The French Revolution
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The Prediction:
Nope!
"The single part afflicted will be mitred, Return conflict to pass over the tile: For five hundred one to betray will be titled, Narbonne and Salces we have oil for knives." IX:23This quatrain is popularly attributed to be a prediction of the French Revolution. Instead, it's just one of many prophecies invalidated by bad translation.The original French reads: “Le part soluz mary fera mittre” and many "scholars" translate "mary" to mean Marie, as in Marie Antoinette. Narbonnes and Salces (actually called Les Salces) are towns in southwest France with little relation to the Revolution.
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The Capture of a Persian King by Egypt
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The Prediction:
"The third climate included under Aries The year 1727 in October, The King of Persia captured by those of Egypt: Conflict, death, loss: to the cross great shame." III:77Nope!
Needless to say, Persian Shah Ashraf Hotak was not captured by Egypt in that month, or any other month around then, though he was deposed two years later. Egypt and Persia had been at peace for centuries in 1555 when this was written, and there's no way around saying the great seer was totally wrong about this.
Most Nostradamus quatrains are so vague in their details that they could be about anything or anyone. But III:77 is different in that it specifically predicts something to happen in a month and year: October 1727.- Photo:
The King of Terror Coming from the Sky
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The Prediction:
"In the year 1999, in the seventh month, from the sky will come the great King of Terror, bringing back to life the great King of the Mongols. Before and after, Mars to reign by good fortune." X:72Nope!
Nostradamus buffs have tried to transform this into a 9/11 prediction, using 1999 as a reverse anagram for "9-11-1" and "King of the Mongols" as a reference to Kabul being the capital of the Mongols. Except it never was - merely a city they laid waste to. Other interpretations have "Mongols" actually being the defunct French province of Angoumois - which, of course, had no king.
This quatrain unambiguously predicts a great cataclysm coming from the sky in July, 1999 - one that would lead to war, possibly with the east. However, no King of Terror came from the sky or anywhere else in 1999 - not even the Y2K bug.